My name is rosa and i enjoy the taste of meaty animals and chinese take out. |
I was born in a log cabin i built with my own hands in 1864 and have had an undying love for snails ever since.
As a child i circumcised the world with 100 foot clippers in less than 80 days and became world famous due to my fame.
I never quite got along cockroaches, in fact i was rather scared of them.
In my late teens i was crowned ruler of the world but then later died of the bubonic plague which made all the pheasants in the villages grow boobs on their necks.
My death would soon result in the end off my reign as queen of the marsupials of the united kingdom.
Current Residence: Jupiter's 5th Ring
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Microscopic XL
Favourite genre of music: rock, indie, alternative, OST, classic
Operating System: Human Electrical Alternator Radiator Transmitter AKA H.E.A.R.T and my Imac!
MP3 player of choice: I dont have much of a choice, but my broken ipod...
Shell of choice: Snail...Turtle for more formal occasions
Wallpaper of choice: ive been smearing poop on the wall, does that count?
Skin of choice: something tight, but comfortable and flattering, like eel skin or may be squid...
Favourite cartoon character: Fred....naughtyyyyyy!
Personal Quote: i like animals because their made out of meat!